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For the Active signs (Aries, Cancer, Libra, Capricorn): You're moving at glacial speed on Monday and Tuesday -- which is to say that you're barely moving at all. You're perfectly agreeable, but people have to scale your icy cliffs if they want to reach you -- at least until the middle of the week. On Wednesday, your ice rapidly begins to melt, and it causes a whirlpool of chaos. It's a fun sort of chaos, but on Thursday and Friday, you have so many emails to reply to and so many details to oversee that you can barely keep your head above water. What a crazy week! Saturday and Sunday, whatever you're feeling, let it out. Your lucky day of the week is Friday.
For the Determined signs (Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, Aquarius): You don't need to take the stairs three steps at a time on Monday -- you're not in that much of a rush. Yes, you're on a quest to get ahead and make a name for yourself, but try to stay grounded as well. Tuesday and Wednesday are solid-gold days, full of accomplishment and congratulatory pats on the back. The excitement leaves you exhausted. Thursday and Friday you don't have any energy left, so find a comfortable couch under an interesting ceiling and let your mind wander. The weekend takes a lot out of you -- action, culture, foreigners and spontaneity are themes -- but at the same time, it inspires you. Your lucky day of the week is Tuesday.
For the Flexible signs (Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius, Pisces): You have almost no understanding of your friends who are in grumpy moods at the start of the week, what with all the luck and love and athletic spirit that has been defining your days. Monday through Wednesday, you're absolutely scorching. Get as much fun and exercise out of your system as possible, because Thursday and Friday are comparatively ho-hum. Where the start of the week it seemed like you were working in a carnival, at the end of the week, it's like you're doing data entry. Saturday and Sunday, call as many people as you can think of, for no other reason than to say 'hi' -- the best reason of all to call someone. Your lucky day of the week is Monday.