The police in Oregon find themselves begging residents not to call 911 over a coronavirus-related toilet paper Shortage. One department said that “It’s hard to believe that we even have to post this,” and that the residents in the state need to understand that they “Should not call 9-1-1 just because you ran out of toilet paper. You will survive without our assistance.” The coastal city’s police department also suggests alternatives for bathroom tissue including “grocery receipts, newspaper, cloth rags, lace, cotton balls and that empty toilet paper roll sitting on the holder right now.” We cannot bring you toilet paper,” the cops conclude.